by strubinator April 10, 2004
Get the mad hattingmug. A slang term used by fundamentalist Americans to describe a demographic of impressionable youth culture who demonstrate their attraction to popular rebellion by wearing their headgear in a manner that does not protect them from the sun.
Traditionally single males between the ages of 13 and 30 with no disposable income, but they dispose of it anyway. Instead of buying groceries they'll buy fast food, and instead of paying rent they live with others. Their excessive time and limited money goes into clothes, video games, movies, alcohol, pot, and minimum payments on a loan for a car that doesn't run.
Traditionally single males between the ages of 13 and 30 with no disposable income, but they dispose of it anyway. Instead of buying groceries they'll buy fast food, and instead of paying rent they live with others. Their excessive time and limited money goes into clothes, video games, movies, alcohol, pot, and minimum payments on a loan for a car that doesn't run.
"I went to go see the new Jason Statham movie, and a bunch of crooked hats were behind me yelling 'Ohh snap!' like every 5 minutes."
"I went to see the new The Fast and the Furious movie, but I couldn't see the screen over all the gold stickers on the crooked hat's crooked hats."
"I went to go see the new Gerard Butler movie, but I couldn't hear anything over the sound of all the crooked hats fapping to the sight of him."
"I went to pick up the new Call of Duty/Halo/Battlefield/ any FPS but I had to stand in a line of crooked hats and listen to them talk about how much they smoke weed, fuck bitches, and rape lives in video games. The seconds were like hours."
"I went to see the new The Fast and the Furious movie, but I couldn't see the screen over all the gold stickers on the crooked hat's crooked hats."
"I went to go see the new Gerard Butler movie, but I couldn't hear anything over the sound of all the crooked hats fapping to the sight of him."
"I went to pick up the new Call of Duty/Halo/Battlefield/ any FPS but I had to stand in a line of crooked hats and listen to them talk about how much they smoke weed, fuck bitches, and rape lives in video games. The seconds were like hours."
by Blank-Disk April 7, 2013
Get the crooked hatmug. throw that red hat hat in the trunk, man. If people wanna drive in a construction site I say "let'em."
by Dietrick Klooster April 28, 2003
Get the Red Hatmug. When you become intoxicated from 3 different substances at the same time. A typical hat trick is alcohol, pot and acid.
by Czar Destroy Awesome December 10, 2003
Get the Hat Trickmug. An little old woman in a HUGE old car wearing a big floppy hat, the hat is about all you can see behind the wheel of the gigantic car.
Be careful when traveling the Garden State Parkway down the shore, you're sure to run into an old hat or two!
by bigredchevytruck June 9, 2009
Get the Old Hatmug. When you are engaged in sex and the man is wearing a fitted hat, he removes the hat, ejaculates in the hat, then places it on the ladies head.
by J Babes March 1, 2009
Get the The Fitted Hatmug. do that
It's a short way of saying do that usually when drunk texting or spelling fast
Hey we should totally dot hat beyotch
It's a short way of saying do that usually when drunk texting or spelling fast
Hey we should totally dot hat beyotch
by handy-n-hefty smurf April 13, 2010
Get the dot hatmug.