Wife

Dishwasher

Pranker: Hey is your dishwasher running

Guy: You mean my wife

by Epppppiccc_man June 4, 2019

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016

Wife

Ariel is a wife.

Don't you know how much wife material ariel is?

by anonymous March 22, 2024

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.

They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.

by Johnny D September 22, 2021

renjuns wife

Renjuns wife is the second most prettiest person in the world (the first being Renjun of course!). She is talented and really nice to everyone. Renjuns wife is very artistic and creative. She is someone you would be jealous of.

Wow Renjuns wife is so amazing and pretty!
You’re so talented just like Renjuns wife!

by renjunnieyellow November 23, 2021

Evie my fav wife

THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3

Evie my fav wife is so pretty

by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023