by Epppppiccc_man June 4, 2019
Get the Wifemug. When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
by Mr B 61 March 9, 2016
Get the wife earsmug. something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves
by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023
Get the i miss my wife, tailsmug. They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.
by Johnny D September 22, 2021
Get the Tax break wifemug. Renjuns wife is the second most prettiest person in the world (the first being Renjun of course!). She is talented and really nice to everyone. Renjuns wife is very artistic and creative. She is someone you would be jealous of.
by renjunnieyellow November 23, 2021
Get the renjuns wifemug. THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3
by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023
Get the Evie my fav wifemug. 