Matthew Wells

The best boyfriend in the world. He is also a great football playyer, basketball player, hockey player and everything else. He treats you with upmost respect and is always there for you. He is handsome and kind and loving and nurturing.

Wow bet you wish you could date matthew wells

by Charlie’schickens2819 September 1, 2018

the medicine you digest so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this, I mean, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

The Wishing Well

The woman mounts the guy cowgirl style. As she rides she reaches back and squeezes his balls, AKA coin purse as she spits into his open mouth.

I was feeling a little weird and asked my girl to give me The Wishing Well and I haven’t been able to walk right all day.

by BellsBeach50 May 11, 2019

Well Dumb

When a person solves a simple problem with a complicated, expensive, or unnecessary response. This phrase is to be said after a somewhat satisfying solution is made and in a sarcastic tone. Usually, the provided solution does not offer a permanent solution to the original problem, making their sacrifices pointless.

Person 1: “I was eating spaghetti earlier and I didn’t have a clean fork, so I made one out of toothpicks and the tip of a spoon I broke to make it.”
Person 2: “So you didn’t just wash a dirty fork, but instead made one? Well Dumb.”

by SirPickleVII January 31, 2023

Welly Well Well

When someone is being sarcastic while pretending to welcome you.

"Welly well well, look who's back!"

by XeroineTheHeroin June 19, 2023

Riley Wells

A man who exudes big dick energy. He has the confidence to pull off almost any outfit and many wonder if he is gay. In truth he could pull all the girls but chooses not to. He has a fantastic sense of style and used to be obsessed with the military as a kid. He is a nerf gun nut as well as a constant obsession of boxing his friend gus. Lastly while having a big dick he also knows how to use it, wielding it with the power of an elder dick Jedi. Many are jealous but Riley defeats them all with his gigantic cock. Overall he had a big dick and is sexier then most.

Person 1-Did you see riley wells
Person 2-Of course how could I miss that dick

by Hype Man333 March 31, 2022

Sink well

Verb. Learning from the things that drag you down in life and swallow you up. Sinking well is turning your pain into something productive whether practical or creative and abstract. When you feel like complete crap and scrawl out a poem, that is sinking well.

"This break-up is really tearing me apart, I have to sink well."

"I can't believe how much this hurts. I don't know what to do." "Sink well, man."

by Scrivenaut September 23, 2016