Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014

david ketter

David Ketter is the only man who is invincible, who can not be defeated, and the devil himself fears. He is someone you don't want to cross. He is the perfect match for a woman who is a 33.

Girl there goes David Ketter the man who is untouchable by the Gods

by InFamousHoneyBadger33 September 20, 2020

David Dolenc

He is probably asslicking some teacher by now. they are also usually fat and humorless. they think they are chads and constantly harrass girls cuz they think pulling on their hair is considered flirting. and for some reason they always wear shorts no matter what the weather is like.

holy shit thats another asslicking David Dolenc.

by David dolenc gay September 20, 2019

David Spencers

The man who Kanel Joesph works for; his boss.

Man: Who is your boss?
Kanel: David…
Man: David who?
Kanel: David Spencers

by lovelypeachesfangiel June 22, 2022

David Wilson

This David Wilson belongs to a absolute chad

Man I bet that guys name is David Wilson

by Totally not David Wilson September 17, 2021

david morgan

David Morgan is a very charming guy. David will make you feel special, so look for him. David has the most soft and shiny hair you will ever see. He has a thing on getting really beautiful girlfriends.

David Morgan is charming.

by Dr.Dave December 11, 2017

David DuPont

An absolutely godly fortnite player and a very handsome man. His arch rival is a man by the name of connor bain and he is a massive faggot. Any other definitions for David DuPont are false and this definition is the most truthful.

Look at how good he is at fortnite! He must be a David DuPont!

by Wackmysack March 14, 2019