The hairstyle of a dude that has a track suit on and hangs out by the machines at the gym. Also characterized by greasy, salt-and-pepper hair. The subject usually eats a lot of bacon.
I was going to use the leg extensions at the gym but they were being hogged by some guy with a bacon and gravy haircut.
by Professor Munchie February 03, 2013
I was having so much fun and thought it could not get any better until she gave me The Bacon Reach Around.
by The One and Only Jeffrey January 18, 2017
1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.
2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
by Tagz November 01, 2010
don juan
hey what's up, mon?
he's not jamaican
or KEVIN BACON...
...ok, WHO wrote that last definition? the one that's by "i love ewan also".
hey what's up, mon?
he's not jamaican
or KEVIN BACON...
...ok, WHO wrote that last definition? the one that's by "i love ewan also".
by we are so totally footloose January 03, 2005
a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com
Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend
Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...
by Johan destroyer of planets May 19, 2010
by STEVO47 June 25, 2004
a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".
by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009