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turtle smack

To very slowly smack someone, but to step into it so quick at the end, they get their shit wrecked.
“Ill turtle smack the shit outta you nigga”
by bigjawbreaker December 5, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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Joshu Pembertonu Smack No Sackusu
Joshu Pembertonu Smack No Sackusu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>pussy, I, Will Smack YOour Back TO THe One TIme, Pussy<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>pussy, I, Will Smack YOour Back TO THe One TIme, Pussy<.7.9.7.6.>
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<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>
<April 18th, 1984>Ima Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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Smacking the Weasel

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.
by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011
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