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light skinned girl

a black girl who is either mixed or just naturally has ligher skin than most black people.

Light skinned girls, because of their high desirability, often talk to many guys at once flirting and leading all of them on without ever actual putting out. Light skinned girls are also extremely bad at answering phone calls, responding to text messages, or following through with plans. Another trait of a light skinned girl is a constantly vibrating phone from the constant stream of messages, tweets, likes, shares, follows, retweets, and favorited pictures. Conversation with light skinned girls is almost impossible without perfect timing, words must be interjected into their busy schedule of posing for selfies, taking selfies, posting selfies, and giving their selfies tags like "#TeamLightSkin, #NoFilter, #SoUgly, #DontHate, #JustWokeUP, #WishIWasPretty"
Light skinned girls will cause you to lose other potential women by causing you to focus all your efforts into fucking them until realize you're never hitting that.
Tom: What the fuck! I almost got fired the other day for having my phone vibrate in my pocket and Becky's over their texting in front of the manager
Randy: Duh, Becky's a light skinned girl

Travis: Dude i can't believe Shanelle stood me up last night
Mike: Shanelle the light skinned girl?
Travis: yeah!
Mike: Well what'd you expect thats what they do

Kyle: i cant believe i got Shawnna's number
Mark: Yeah i got it 6 months ago...
Kyle: Oh gross i dont want your sloppy seconds!!
Mark: chill bro, she's a light skinned girl. she played like we were gonna fuck for months....i never even made out with her
by HEARTLESSTHEMONSTER December 21, 2013
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skin heads on a raft

yo bitch , get your fatass into the kitchen and throw some skin heads on a raft
by dr best firends nigga May 4, 2006
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Fuck her skins

The act of of having sex with a woman without a condom aka bareback
"Dude i wanna get with Meghan so bad tonight"
"Go for it man fuck her skins!"
by Dude Thats Savage November 30, 2010
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Skin Cell Beach

Skin Cell Beach - is a beach on an office desk made up of skin cells. Usually in the shape of a half moon in front of where the person would normally sit. Its black and nasty skin cells that have been amassed over a long period of time and never cleaned.
how can you sit over there at skin cell beach? why don't you clean that thing?
by TurtleHDpokinU May 27, 2011
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Skin-Flap Pizza

Pizza made of some terrible leftover dough not meant to ever be used in the wonderful art of pizza pies.
"Dude is that Skin-Flap Pizza again?"

"Yeah mom had some leftover Chinese dough, so I thought, why not make a pizza?"

"Disgusting"
by SKinFlap September 12, 2014
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Pulling the pork skin

Wanking until your dick turns a light pink colour.
Zaryod: what's Brad doing?
Dylan: last time I heard he said he was pulling the pork skin.
by Creamyshart October 14, 2018
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Flightless skin bird

A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.
Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?
by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019
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