China Shits

A severe form of diarrhea that comes from eating Chinese food.

Steve: "Man that sweet and sour chicken was great but it gave me the worst case of China Shits ever.

by NubMonk December 27, 2009

shit mate

shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.

Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate

by titsmageekayzee October 17, 2008

Shit in a Boot

The class of restaurants found in Collegetown in Ithaca, New York. They are all over-priced restaurants where you could serve cheap, second-hand leather boots from the south, with cow shit, and the students there would not be able to tell the difference.

Hey, I just went to CTB, and picked up this awesome wrap.

Dude, your carrying shit in a boot.

by man.lex October 29, 2009

Shit Wizard

A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.

My sister is a real shit wizard.

by randumnumber April 13, 2011

Shit the couch

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.

"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"

by pinohkio December 16, 2011

shit shunter

A veiny train that pushes the brown express back into the tunnel.

-"Lord Archer, would you kindly turn round so I can clean your drains?"
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."

by Bob Sometimes September 06, 2004

shit roulettee

when college students goto pizza buffet night, drink lots of beer, then drive around town until one of them shit his/her pants.

I'm glad it wasn't my car we played shit roulettee in, because that Cici"s Pizza shit really stinks.

by shitman September 30, 2006