Salty Pete 

He is salty and more salty, he will be salty.

OMG is that a Salty Pete?

Salty Pete by junmingodlight(daquan) October 22, 2018

salty fuck 

when someone creates a stupid and meaningless definition that nobody has heard of to vent their frustration

like this one

"wow this guy is a salty fuck. why is he even on here"

salty fuck by don't look up here January 4, 2019

Salty Platypus 

When eating a sweaty obese cunt's pussy , the "sweaty obese cunt's" fupa slowly runs down her body. Releasing all of the salty, shit smelling, moldy, slime that has been harboring in the fat rolls for many years. As the salty liquid drips down her puddling molded body, you get a fantastic taste of the marinated Zaxby's fried chicken and jigaboo cum of the obese cunt's chunky liquid.

Wow John, I can't believe that you stopped tossing my salad after I gave you some of my Salty Platypus dressing.

Salty Platypus by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019

Salty Doggo 

A dog that will do anything for salty damn clout also if anyone sees a salty doggo they must say "oh he is the dude that used his spare time to record his cat drink water" cause that's what every salty doggo does. Also any kind of salty doggos owner must be a good owner and feed him/her salt. These types of dogs only eat salt no dog food or anything. They also defend their owner at ALL costs but can be a meany poo poo head sometimes

Random Homeless dude: yo look its a salty doggo

Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*

Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*

Salty Doggo by Zenzy December 26, 2019

Salty Frog Leg 

Something extremely dumb or lacking thought.

Derives from what happens when you pour salt on a freshly killed frog legs, it twitches but isn't capable of thought.

John: Tim locked himself out of his house again.
Bob: what a salty frog leg.

Salty Frog Leg by tyrese_wajahiti April 11, 2021

Salty white stuff 

Big boy juice (cum)

Then i squirted the Salty white stuff in his mouth and he moaned

Salty white stuff by Tankymansus? May 31, 2021

Salty Asian

one that is from an asian ethnicity and has a tendancy to tasty salty

Alexa Wolff is a salty asian

Salty Asian by notemilyormay May 24, 2009