Squirrel

A small animal that usually stores food for the winter during the warmer months

There is a squirrel!!

by nanny the one June 20, 2020

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.

Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.

by darkness842013 July 18, 2020

Squirrel Brain

Tyler-Jay

Tyler-Jay has a squirrel brain, they can't focus.

by TJ'23 July 25, 2020

Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel

An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).

Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable

by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020

Squirrels

Insane, completely nutts, one who has no grasp on reality or idea on what he/she or they is talking about.

Damn, this bitch squirrels asf. What is shorty talking about me cheating? I been in the house all day like a housewife doin her job, fuck is she on.

by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020