Spotted Dick

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it

"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"

by J3wish Man January 14, 2021

Flag

Get the Spotted Dick mug.

I know your favorite spot

a lyric in the song 34+35 (add it up :) meaning touch the boobs or boobies

i know your favorite spot boy :)

by mad as fuck boi February 9, 2021

Flag

Get the I know your favorite spot mug.

SPOT SPOT

A SWAT MANEUVER. A very rapid intentioal movement to FUCK. The most important action of a SEXUAL VECTOR. A new ADULT GAME invented by URBAN DICKTIONARY.

SWAT is an expert in performing SPOT SPOT. When you are real HORNY it doesn't take long to SPOT SPOT. the COCK is an example of , " the pointer can only find the point " ,which is the same as SPOT SPOT.

When can I find the new URBAN DICKTIONARY game " SPOT SPOT "?

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021

Flag

Get the SPOT SPOT mug.

vandalism of a spot-a-pot

Hahahahahahahahaha...

“I guess you could call it vandalism of a spot-a-pot.”
“What does that mean?”

by Dordobolong April 10, 2021

Flag

Get the vandalism of a spot-a-pot mug.

Spot porn

That orgasmic feeling you get after squeezing a monsterous spot n it either curls down your finger or explodes on the mirror. Spot porn is more common that people care to admit!

Spot porn really turned her on. She dribbled a little sex wee as it exploded on the mirror . She just had to give it another squeeze just to make sure, whilst proudly leaving it there to show others her spot porn for final gratification..
Also results in happy stimming!!

by Jinx'83 May 5, 2021

Flag