Hwang Hyunjin is Aphrodite’s Son. His fans gave him that title cause of his extreme beauty, Hwang hyunjin is ethereal and otherworldly. His good looks cannot be put into words So, Aphrodite’s son is the best way to describe his immaculate beauty
“Have u seen Hyunjin?!? He’s so breathtaking!”
“Ofc he is, He’s Aphrodite’s Son”
“What does that mean?”
“Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty, So her son would have to be beautiful, The only person who fits that level of attractiveness is Hyunjin”
“Ofc he is, He’s Aphrodite’s Son”
“What does that mean?”
“Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty, So her son would have to be beautiful, The only person who fits that level of attractiveness is Hyunjin”
by jisoo’s@ng3l_🌸 July 6, 2023
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Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
Get the Sexy Son Hypothesis mug.Three brothers that were born out of love from 2 hearts .3 male offspring of ta couple brought to existence by luv, not a chance to relive lives & triumphs or avoid mistakes. But give new life , new chances, to make their own mistakes, so they may have new triumphs and parents take no credit , just take pleasure in watching love , in the form of human life that they give unconditional love to, knowing the love they shared for so long, before his mental illness destroyed the indestructible, butb their love remains whole & infinite amounts of promise and potential, not necessarily to discover a cure for cancer or lead humanity into space exploration or anything more than driving a rig filled with groceries and miles of memories, or a mechanic that takes whats broken and through care and desire and effort makes it new again, or a still unknown future that regardless of what others might say is extraordinary like E=Mc² but equally as important L=ove 4 ♾ . The parents already aware of their extraordinary abilities to be loving and kind thoughtful humans to any and all this. These male offspring born from love that was an actual wish on a star that came true, are undefined and unlabeled because to do so would limit them to those things so they are just my sons that burn Bright as all the suns in the universe together.
my sons stole my shoes and if I can't have my shoes Karen can't have her mother and my sons also must always remember one thing about me.
by Thebiggestloser369 September 9, 2023
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by Samsonic September 9, 2023
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Get the son rider mug.(Noun) A title applied to a stranger when people-watching, said to a fellow people-watcher without subject’s knowledge to indicate subject’s presence is a caricature of the moment that is endearing, comical, or otherwise entertaining.
“That guy with a 2 foot mustache and a monocle sitting on the ground at the bus stop and staring into a puddle- It’s my son!”
“That family next table over at this Waffle House - they’re ALL crosseyed. My sons!”
“Yo he looks like Santa Claus. My son!”
“Look over there, it’s my son!’
“That family next table over at this Waffle House - they’re ALL crosseyed. My sons!”
“Yo he looks like Santa Claus. My son!”
“Look over there, it’s my son!’
by Misghelli September 19, 2023
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