Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, hay son is the counterpart of thought daughter.
The hay son wears overalls, rides a tractor, has a stem of wheat in his mouth, his favorite book is The Farmer's Almanac and his favorite movie is Charlotte's Web.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram
The hay son wears overalls, rides a tractor, has a stem of wheat in his mouth, his favorite book is The Farmer's Almanac and his favorite movie is Charlotte's Web.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram
who's gonna be the hay son to my thought daughter?
I love working the weekends at my local farm, I'm such a hay son
I love working the weekends at my local farm, I'm such a hay son
by literally just a toast June 07, 2024
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by takuman July 27, 2010
The phenomenon where parents who, despite initially stating their hypothetical acceptance in the case their children are LGBTQ, immediately reject their children based on their identity.
Mother (in 2010) to her 14 year old son: "I'll accept you for who you are!"
That same son (in 2013): "Mom, I'm gay."
Mother (in 2013): "Get the fuck out of my house."
This is a textbook example of Not in my Son Syndrome occuring.
That same son (in 2013): "Mom, I'm gay."
Mother (in 2013): "Get the fuck out of my house."
This is a textbook example of Not in my Son Syndrome occuring.
by acandletimer September 09, 2022
A random nigga who’s at the gym as much as discord or a nigga defined this to piss him off uses sonic stare long ahh nose dog and goku popcorn
by SpidermanDB11 August 05, 2024
Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024