Biting rocks

Biting Rocks is a phrase used to describe extreme boredom. The point is to provide mental imagary of someone so bored that all they can do is find a rock and bite it. Not to be taken literally.

Oh dude, I was so bored last night, I was biting rocks.

by Bribar February 14, 2010

Rocked that tutu

An impressive or amazing result from a otherwise unlikely pairing or situation. A compliment. An expressive form of cool.

Deb has a nearly catastophic spin out, but recovers making it look intended and professionaly executed. "Deb rocked that tutu!"

by BDR529 April 12, 2010

Rock Queef

A vaginal eruption that occurs upon spontaneous enjoyment of rock sounds.

Rock music can be described as sex for the ears and many times leads to a sweet innocent girls undoing. Queefing as we know it usually occurs during the act of love making, typically when the woman is on all fours with the man penetrating from behind. A Rock Queef requires no man at all. It is brought on by the penetrating sounds of rock music.

by RockQueef May 16, 2011

Smut Rock

the genre of music in which the lyrics of normal songs are substituted out in exchange for inappropriate terms and phrases, often times of a sexual or racist nature.

Original Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal

I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray

Smut Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to squeal, it likes to squeal

She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big

by Dick Anuss April 23, 2009

rock shop

1. A place where you can buy a part of the earth.
2. A music store specializing in R&R.
3. Safehouse for drug addicts.

Chris: I'm going to the rock shop to buy me some boulders for the yard.
Bill: Oh get me some R&R CDs and an amp!
Drew: Wait don't forget the crack!

by i've got crabs! September 29, 2005

Knock Rocks

That goofy fist-to-fist contact that guys do instead of shaking hands. Often seen done by the 909 'bro crowd.

Bob put his hand out to shake, but Chris put his fist out thinking that Bob intended to knock rocks.

by Gloria Butterworth May 27, 2007

rock blocking

People at a rock concert forming a barrier and not allowing you any closer to the stage.

"Let's get closer to the band!"
"We can't, those guys in front of us are Rock Blocking!"

by jviska89 February 6, 2008