River

ONE OF THE MOST SEXIEST MF's EVER

"oh hey it's papi River lol"

by notcaiden👀 December 2, 2021

Amber River

The stream of urine created when someone urinates in a public place and the fluid creates a river

Watch out and avoid the amber river!

by BarryDavis December 3, 2021

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

River Coochie

A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.

Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?

by Rcooch13 April 27, 2022

River

A girl who is nice, cute, funny, smart, hot and is in love with taylor swift.

-ethan

See river she likes taylor swift.

by anonymous May 3, 2022

River

A girl who is nice, cute, funny, smart, hot, and is in love with taylor swift.

See river shes so funny.

by anonymous May 3, 2022