It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
by fedewolfie December 11, 2016
(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.
- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.
- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.
"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 16, 2021
"You can tell it is cold out when, your see a women and she has steam coming from her vagina region, you know she just let out a good steamy queef...."
by Pyramiddude87 March 07, 2014
a madman, some say he doesn’t exsist but it is uknown some say queef brodie showed up in the battle of the niggas alongside tabotrix gaming however tabotrix gaming is now dead so he cannot confirm, a man named PromaxJD has been asked since he was there however he will not answer as he “cries of just the thought of his fellow soldier tabotrix” and is to sad to even think about the battle anymore the story is unclear however some say the actual name for the battle was the battle of lil ginge and not the battle of the niggas however we will never know…
you better watch i’ll get queef brodie on you! “ah shit i’m sorry man i’ll give you the netherite axe just don’t get queef brodie please nigga!”
by Tabotrix lover January 03, 2022
What's that noise? It sounds like a million bees about to fuck somebody up. No that's just Bobby at W.I.R. doing the kaukauna queef.
by Big Earl two April 21, 2019
by Homo-Erectus June 22, 2021
When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"
"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet May 06, 2018