poop-thirty

A phrase meaning that it's time for a bowel movement. More commonly used when speaking to one or more male friends.

I'd say it's about poop-thirty.

by Scott78 August 28, 2007

Sleazy Poop

A poop which has been taken in an obscure and out-of-the-ordinaru place.

Dat nigga took a sleazy poop in my grandma's fridge!!

by Not so Big Dick Rick January 12, 2015

assault pooping

Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.

Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.

by Kingleil February 26, 2018

Alcohol Poop

Alcohol Poop: noun: A poop full of alcohol that will usually occur within 24 hours of a night out.

"Oh wow don't you feel so much better after that Alcohol poop? I know I do"

by Danzon December 14, 2017

fear poop

To defecate in response to true fright (usu. occurs among puppies, kittens, or other young mammals)

Rover's so excitable they can hardly take him for a walk--every time a car goes by, he fear poops!

by RodEuripides June 08, 2014

Signature poop

After pooping, you look down and see at least the first letter of your signature.

I took a big signature poop last night. It looked like a "J " in cursive writing.

by Jiggyjoy November 16, 2018

poop seed

when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.

friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.

by hussiecussie October 01, 2014