ghetto pirate

Girls in the hood who wear scarves on their heads outside the house. They will wear them to church, to work, and even to a funeral. Don't ask them why they have the scarves on eveyday,because they will put a cap in your ass.
Kendra wears that greasy scarf every damn day,so she must be a ghetto pirate. ( wrap )
by picklebaby February 22, 2012
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wheezing pirate

When your girl is sucking you of and you punch her in the stomach while shooting a load in her eye. she grabs her stomach with one hand bending over and putting the other hand over her eye while saying AARRGGHHH ! thus the wheezing pirate .
Bitch tried to play me like a chump so i hit her with a wheezing pirate to teach her a lesson.
by droland October 26, 2012
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butt pirate

Homosexual that is trying to loot your booty. Has connotations of the theft of booty in a coercive manner from the unwilling.
"Why don't you relax and free yourself from all those blocks that society has imposed upon you, fun can be found in the most incredible places..." - "Aaaargh, butt pirates!!! To your fighting positions matees we are under attaaaack!"
by Morklor February 22, 2009
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seat pirate

1) v. To seat pirate is to take someone's, usually better, seat when they get up to go to the washroom, get a drink, et cetera.

2) n. One who pirates another person's seat.

3) n. One who prefers anal sex, specially if they pursue it agressively.
1) When Dan got up to get the phone, Robbie seat pirated him.

2) Hold my spot on the couch, Robbie's a total seat pirate.

3) Gary may look like a bottom, but he's really a total seat pirate.
by Sarah Keebs August 04, 2005
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muff pirate

The act of shaving the muff whilst a woman is asleep. Thus, literally pirating the muff.
I pirate so much muff I have a pubic hair stash. I am the ultimate muff pirate! Brooklyn!
by Frank Stallion July 28, 2008
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Pirate's Madalion

A phrase that means "Duh you stupid idiot"-originated from the Pirates of the Carribean
Person 1: Are you drinking tonight?
Person 2: Pirate's Madalion
by Stuart Street Sluts April 29, 2005
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Pirates Of Penzance

A perfectly retarded musical i had to do at school last year with a kid who couldnt sing for crap!
Me: Take Heart! (a song)
Daniel: tAkE HeaRT?!?!?
by Daniel Hator October 05, 2004
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