Alabama Crab Trap

When a bearded man is going down on a questionable street professional and her crabs get infested into his beard

He had to shave his beard off after get caught in the Alabama Crab Trap last week

by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021

Crab-Nation

A leased nation consisting of gun wielding crabs. They are mostly harmless but some may have a super aggressive personality when it comes to competing in WWE as track stars. Don't get too attached as they have a painful bite that in some rare cases can give you blue balls! However if you do succeed in "taming" them, you shall be rewarded with karma, and we all know their karma is a substitute for BDSM.

Crab-nation is much better than the UK, just look them up they gun wield and compete in WWE!!

by Eddie#2753 February 16, 2022

King Crab Legs

The male version of slut strands

Man1: I’ve been trying to grow out my King Crab Legs for awhile now
Man 2: aren’t those just the guy version of slut strands?

by Jeokss January 19, 2023

CRAB NIP

Nipping someone with your fucking toes!!

Crab nip a girl with your toes and watch her scream and ask for a twix

by Tommy P February 26, 2024

Crab Dogging

Verb
Used to define the behaviour of a person. It is used in reference to persistence, tenacity, and annoyance and most commonly the combination of all three.

Very versatile in usage. Can describe many situations.

More commonly used with a slur and twang as, 'Crab Doggin'

"Hey, you got an extra smoke?"
"Naw, why you crab doggin on me?"

"Wow, the nachos are almost gone."
"Yeah, <i>Dustin</i> was crab doggin them."

"The Islam community is Crab Dogging on Salman Rushdie"

by TheReRe September 24, 2012

Clickety crab

A special breed of crab native to pampas that breeds with its family

Well look it’s a Clickety crab

by Th3 auth0r April 29, 2023

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 05, 2022