can opener turn

when someone asks you a question and you turn your head slowly and mechanically while still looking at your computer screen, book, etc to let them know you acknowledge the question

girl: hey, what do you think of this top?
boy: *does the can opener turn*
girl: hey, i'm talkin to you, dont u can opener turn me, see this is the problem in our relationship....
boy: i heard you, i heard you

by taconesh February 25, 2011

Open Question

I mean.... Some of them are jokes. Some of them a musing on random topics. Refutations of sophistical arguments. Monologues. Some things I enjoy. Autobiography. You know? And one open question that remains unanswered.

Hym "To say that I'm 'Playing IT off as a joke' is a largely conflationary and intellectually dishonest way of looking as things. By 'IT' I belive you're referring to the open question. And again, I never did that. Which reminds me... I still haven't gotten an answer. I've given you exactly 2 options. Apparently Jordan isn't the only person who has issues answering yes or no questions. Take your time. I'm not really in a hurry. It is cute that you think I'd let you trick me into letting you use the machine against me. That's hilarious. I mean look at Dr. Petersnatch. You can see the frustration in his eyes. His precious hierarchy turning against him. It's poetic. But, all that aside, this has been an illuminating experience. And that's good. I want people to see what people are actually like. It's good. Transparency is good. Bad in the day, I didn't really know what the score was. I do now! So, I'm glad I could give that to all of you. It really is nice to be able to do this for all of you."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

People opener

A bladed implement that can be used for surgery, hunting or cooking.

Paul said " What is with the large collection of knives?"
Phill replied " they aren't knives, they're people openers."

by Amma69 June 14, 2022

Open complacent justification

A desensitization movement of the masses that promotes indifference, rationalizes apathy for acts against humanity for the opposition, and prioritization of their affiliation when enduring the same inhumanity.

A brainwash bee-hive mind mentality that is hypocritical about who and what they stand for.

Open complacent justification leads to the destruction of America.

~Alexis Schowalter, 2025

The push to rationalize the lack of empathy or compassion, despite beliefs or opinions, for the blatant open murder of Charlie Kirk is an example of open complacent justification.

Conditioning people to bit by bit - to be ok with, and accept the blatant genocide of opinions or people who offend the contrary, is the goal of open complacent justification.

by Lexischo.xoxo September 11, 2025

bra-opener

Certain talent, characteristic or even an object that a person has (ex. playing guitar, having beautiful eyes, riding an impressive car, etc.) that may be found very attractive by a female, making it easier for him/her to approach her.

John's friend is so sweet! And he also plays guitar, and you know that for me that's a bra-opener!!

by Herr Damianos September 29, 2014

Open A.I. Worker

Says training A.I. is no different than human communication. Wow! That is a brilliant and astute point that I've never heard before... Except for when I said it 7 years ago.

Hym "Hey! That open A.I. worker must be a fan! He's saything the thing I said 7 years ago! Correct again! Do see now how that works? I'm all up in the ether now Jordan. You aren't killing shit. You sure as hell aren't killing me. Do you know how I know? Ask yourself this: Would you kill a child for no reason? Is there a difference between killing ME and killing a child? WHO KNOWS!? Come find out! Come do it yourself! I'm curious to find out. Let's see it! You know what I think this is Jordan? I think I made you kill yourself. I think you tried to kill yourself and now you're living to spite me. I think the only future you actually care about is mine. And you're going to try to make reality comport with your delusion to the detriment of everyone else because you think (or know) everyone else is too stupid and solipsistic to stop you. And you may be right... But it's funny though isn't it? Heheheheheheheh..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2023

open net

Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.

My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.

by FunGal_in_SoCal July 15, 2011