boyfriend's blood

something that will be all over the floor if you try to cheat on your girlfriend, boys!!

girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?

girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.

girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!

by child from mars May 15, 2019

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bandwidth boyfriend

a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.

I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.

by GraceANDahalf March 10, 2014

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PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend

The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.

" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "

by Someone For Target Prastice November 24, 2016

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Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.

Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.

by P.Venuit May 29, 2016

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