These species of "People Named Jay" are constantly addicted to the 2017 hit battle royale game "Fortnite." Their whole personality is based off of Fortnite, every waking minute of the day is spent on Fortnite, every dollar they earn is just Vbucks, so much so that they have a conversion calculator built into their brain. These people also tend to hit the griddy whenever they can muster the strength to stand up off their crusty ass gaming chair.
"I hate People named Jay, they literally never go outside and constantly hit the griddy"
"People named Jay broke my floor from hitting the griddy too violently"
"People named Jay broke my floor from hitting the griddy too violently"
by VIOLENTGRIDDYER June 11, 2023
"Hi! My name is Olly!"
by mynameisolly September 21, 2020
Teacher, “What is your name?”
New Student, “ MY NAME A JEFF!”
Teacher, *picks up shotgun*
Teacher, *shoots new kid*
New Student, “ MY NAME A JEFF!”
Teacher, *picks up shotgun*
Teacher, *shoots new kid*
by TheAllKnowingBeings February 15, 2018
The most sofisticated last name. Nows how to get there work done and always does it on time. Had to help lots of there friends out but is loved dearley.
Friend 1: is your last name Watson?
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: you're always here to help and very loving. I love you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: you're always here to help and very loving. I love you
by Stickersrule March 14, 2017
by penismanhuge April 22, 2021
A pseudo first name is a middle name that's also connected to your first name. It is technically your middle name, but i also technically your first name. The only way to have your middle name connected to your first name is through a hyphen. if you're middle name is connected to your first name then it is a pseudo first name
My Pseudo First name is John-Paul.
by Drosera August 29, 2020
The cutest little fur ball he/she will be so affectionate. They will love you with all their heart. Usually there is always one hooman in the house that their most attached to. Most of the time they will be hungry and will come and wake you up early in the morning for food
If you have a cat named Panda never ever leave them.
If you have a cat named Panda never ever leave them.
by @anonymouslittleteen November 27, 2022