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Berklee College of Music

A college that will charge you a TON of money, which you'll be paying off the rest of your life, unless your parents are rich. You'll end up working part time as a musician IF you're lucky, and working a non-related job to create a decent income. Current Berklee students, please don't rate, you don't know what's waiting. I would have hated this when I was a current student or recent grad who didn't know the current prospects of an un-employed musician/anything related in this economy.
Yo man, but I went to Berklee College of Music !
by graduateofberklee February 11, 2013
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Music theatre

A Kick Ass form of theatre that is far better than drama in many ways.It involves Singing, Dancing and Acting. The music theatre meca is Broadway. The best music theatre was all writen after 1990.
Wicked
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Avenue Q
The last 5 years
Oklahoma
A New Brain
by I'd rather not say July 31, 2005
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Monkey Music

A synonym for the "musical" genre Rap.

A statement made towards a very poor attempt at music, which targets black youth or black youth wanna-bes (wiggers).

Common words found within the lyrics are Nigga, fuck, bitches and hoes.
Common themes are a nigga or niggas, a bitch or hoe or bitches and hoes, drugs, money, rims and cars, fucking/sex/bonin', jewelery, hard times in tough neighborhoods, how "we've been opressed for years" and how "white boys is haterz", and more niggas.
POOR GRAMMAR IS ALSO A COMMON THEME. (i.e. "soulja boy" cannot finish his sentences let alone words in a particular song) It is also common to buy a CD and have half of it blank or bleeped out when they remove "dirty" or "innopropriate" words.

Most rappers have silly nicknames and rap about the same thing on each album they release, often ripping off classic songs by stealing beats, depriving youth with the "new" beat and rhyme from the old classic.

Most Monkey Music, rap, is based on these principles and has a lot of the same lyrical meaning from "Rapper" to "Rapper". Humans do not enjoy Monkey Music. Monkey Music also inspires strange dances like crumpin' it is often very difficult to tell if someone is suffering from a seisure or just crumpin' it up.
"NOW WHATCH ME YOU"

Tanner: ALAN TURN THAT MONKEY MUSIC SHIT OFF!!!

Alex: Grab his seisure medication, oh wait hes just dancing...
by B-HIND BLU EiZ July 17, 2009
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Musical Violation

When a crappy band covers a good song, and, in the process, completely destroys all of the song's meaning and dignity (fucks it up).

See Travesty.
311 covered Robert Smith's "Lovesong", what a musical violation.

Joss Stone covered The White Stripes' "Fell In Love With A Girl" when it was only a month old. TOTAL musical violation.
by unessecary physical contact September 1, 2004
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Suicide Music

Music people often commit suicide to, the prime example being: "Gloomy Sunday".
Man: I just broke up with my girlfriend, now I've lost my reason to live. What should I do?
Devil: Listen to some suicide music. It will cure everything.

Sunday is gloomy, my hours are slumberless
Dearest the shadows I live with are numberless
Little white fl... BANG!!!!
by Hobgoblin88 March 29, 2009
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Music is my life

Catchphrase for angsty teenagers who, in reality, do not know jack shit about music and waste away their lives learning Saosin and Blink 182 on their drums. Also love to use the word "technical" to describe any fucking music they listen to when half of it could be played by a 12 year old with a guitar.
D00d music is my LIFE xxx y'all haters gonna say Attack attack sucks Imma FUCK YOU UP fake bitches!
by Sam Scholex January 30, 2010
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Punk music

i'm sorry.
but no.
punk is NOT avril lavigne
youre right there.
but punk is NOT
MCR
are you retarded?!
MCR is terrible whiney emo music.
punk is
rancid
the cramps
sex pistols
ummm
the clash
Siouxsie Sioux
the klauxons
sledgeback
the vandals
the slits
i could go on...
dresden dolls
global threat
awesome color
american eyes
misfits
god...
get yerr sh*t right.
look above

misfits, cramps, clash, rancid, sex pistols...etc., etc.

NOT
MCR
FOB
and all that other new emo whiney crap.
greenday could probably pass as punk music...

most of the good punk music is from before 90s.
by Mary Ferguson January 14, 2008
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