muffin top

the fat hanging when you have tight jeans

Brandon has a major muffin top! Did you see him yesterday? He was totally toppin' it!

by stacey d June 11, 2006

fag muffin

a gay muffin
or just another insult

Shut up, fag muffin!

by lyke OMG STFU July 19, 2006

dunder muffin

stupid nonsence

you are such a dunder muffin, i dont even want to look at you.

by bopppppppppppppop March 27, 2009

Puffy muffin

Puffy muffin: when frequent sex causes a girl's labias to swell.

I'd love to jam but you did me so hard last night that I have a puffy muffin.

by Brenda Staines August 26, 2016

muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 29, 2017

Muffin Shark

The lesbian equivalent of a chicken hawk (an older gay man who seeks out much younger gay men/twinks).

Ashley and Donna got totally stalked by some Jurassic Muffin Sharks at the Indigo Girls concert.

by Dandy Don May 9, 2013

Fuggle-Muffin

An expression of extreme annoyance

*stubs toe*

FUGGLE-MUFFIN!

by William Wordsworth October 22, 2023