muffin top

the fat hanging when you have tight jeans

Brandon has a major muffin top! Did you see him yesterday? He was totally toppin' it!

by stacey d June 11, 2006

fag muffin

a gay muffin
or just another insult

Shut up, fag muffin!

by lyke OMG STFU July 19, 2006

dunder muffin

stupid nonsence

you are such a dunder muffin, i dont even want to look at you.

by bopppppppppppppop March 27, 2009

muffin day

n. Any day on which a delectable baked item or three elevates your mood.

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What up bro? You was down. Now you up. You on the pipe again?

No man. It's a muffin day. Hear them squirrels sing?

You on the pipe again.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

pink muffin

When a man or woman gets penetrated in their butt so much that there booty hole is swelling to a shape of a muffin.

Girl 1 -Johnny and i do anal so much I have a PINK MUFFIN now.
Girl 2 - Noice.

by FEUJsz January 4, 2016

Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017

smol muffin

Smol muffin is a nickname for a persons partner in life. Use when they are small and so cute .

I luv my girl smol muffin she small and just so cute

by Paper muffins465 December 4, 2017