Morning Elephant

A commentary artist on youtube, works alongside Presumptious Zoodles(A.K.A PZ) also goes by ME. Originates in williams lake by the person James T.

Hey man, Morning elephant did a video last night! was incredible!!!!

Yeah I heard Presumptious Zoodles helped too!

by Morning Elephant A.K.A ME November 28, 2010

Morning Puddle

When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.

I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D

by Emma Cakes February 28, 2011

morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011

Morning forager

Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.

Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.

"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"

by Xina Serene December 2, 2011

morning stew

Getting coffee from the coffee pot in the morning.

"Hey Evan, I'll grab us few cups of coffee for morning stew!"

by nextscv January 8, 2012

morning twist

An early morning joint.
The ultimate hangover cure.

Phil: 'Ah shit, I'm so fucked from last night!'
Greg: 'Morning twist?'
Phil: 'I'm on it!'

by Participant selection March 2, 2012

Morning After Review

A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.

"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"

by cannibalporsche May 13, 2012