Minecraft

A game about Blocks

Little kid: Hey man wanna play some Minecraft?

by Sky69 October 22, 2018

Norman Minecraft

Norman Minecraft is the protagonist of the song "Honey I'm Home" by Ghost and Pals, he's pretty hot ig, but Charon is hotter.

Poor Norman Minecraft, he didn't get his dominoes pizza.

by ThePurpleMoon July 28, 2024

MInecraft

eating blocky toes

I'm doing minecraft

by Minecraft toes June 16, 2022

Asian Minecraft let's play

Code word for "sexy video"

Spack No.2: Hey, wanna watch sum Asian Minecraft Let's play?

Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"

by Jack Spank9049 July 16, 2022

5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn

A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft YouTube channels about the dangers of swearing

Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!

by OninIsNotSomebody July 1, 2024

Minecraft

Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.

by iusedmyschoolaccountsorry August 22, 2019

holden hoffman minecraft

a minecraft

oh my god its holden hoffman minecraft

by justausernamekeepscrolling September 20, 2021