Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

Mason

Mason is a proper mad cunt, Many of he’s friends also say he’s a real good bloke.

Mason is easily one of the best blokes around

by BobsAShitRef November 22, 2021

mason story

Mason likes men and is a bottom

Can all so be described as a in cell

Stop being a mason story

by Pingu is a rizzler November 12, 2023

Mason

A small man man with a pinky sized wiener usually your brain is the brain of a peanut and your built like an oversized jar. Also, has a large ego, but isn't that smart and sits with the sped kids or is a sped kid.

"Your a Mason."

or
(teacher) "go sit beside mason!."

by Xx_Brad13yg_xX December 2, 2025

Mason Ganshirt

Mason ganshirt is definitely blonde. He likes video games and is cute, caring and sweet. The girls in his neighborhood probably like him and if he was smart, Mason would make a move. He’s def strong and would look good dating a brunette.

That Mason Ganshirt is hot.

by Thatchicchicknextdoor October 19, 2020

Mason

Mason is a person with a fucking HUGE cock like I'm talkin 69 cm he's so sweet and has a big heart and a big penis

Oh that's mason what's he hiding in his boxers 🥰

by Jeff hsisns July 5, 2022

mason maeda kacmarcik

the most amazingest bestest perfectest boyfriend i could ever have. we will get married and have 98653987621598762598624653986486872539872539087 kids together.

Omg! Is that Mason Maeda Kacmarcik???

by fortnite balls im gay January 2, 2023