muffin top

the fat hanging when you have tight jeans

Brandon has a major muffin top! Did you see him yesterday? He was totally toppin' it!

by stacey d June 11, 2006

fag muffin

a gay muffin
or just another insult

Shut up, fag muffin!

by lyke OMG STFU July 19, 2006

dunder muffin

stupid nonsence

you are such a dunder muffin, i dont even want to look at you.

by bopppppppppppppop March 27, 2009

Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)

Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.

by RealRootbeer August 8, 2016

Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.

I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Drunk Muffin

A girl with a big butt that is drunk

Hey drunk muffin are you ready to go home?

by Estradak78 April 18, 2019

squiggle muffin

Everything in the world yet nothing at the same time, the ultimate word

She is everything to me, she is my squiggle muffin

by rockerchic2796 February 27, 2011