Mexican Shower

When your too busy to shower so you take a wash cloth and clean your balls/ass, armpits and face (in that order).

Pinchi Juan must have taken a mexican shower because he smells like shit.

by DOSUno November 21, 2009

Mexicanium

An element not yet on the periodic table, Mexicanium is the tough substance that lines the bones of all Mexican boxers.

Similar to Adamantium, this element is four times stronger than titanium, but weighs less than human bone mass.

While most Mexicans have trace elements of this nearly unbreakable material, it is particularly pronounced in Mexican boxers, wrestlers, poets, political leaders and revolutionaries.

Did you see how Antonio Margarito took all those punches to his head and still beat Miguel Cotto? It's because his entire skeleton is laced with Mexicanium.

by E.P. Sato August 28, 2008

mexican blindfold

The act of sitting on a woman's face with your testicles covering her eyes (like a blindfold) then proceeding to take a dump on her head.

I just gave that woman a mexican blindfold and she enjoyed it.

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

mexican slingshot

when a male takes a used or unused tampon and shoots it off his dick in a sling shot manner

the man did a mexican slingshot toward his co-worker and was fired

by montly August 9, 2008

Mexican Jail

During sex from behind, male withdraws from the female, calls her father on the phone, and demands that the father wire him $10,000 or else he will commence anal sex with the daughter.

Tried like all get out to do anal with my old lady. Even considered pulling a Mexican Jail!

by sirjohnshore January 8, 2009

Mexicanization

The process of creating Mexicans

Mexicanization is the process of creating Mexicans and adding them to the population.

by Wingmate January 12, 2009

Mexican Yardsale

When someone accumulates a load of trash over a long period of time, or gets evicted, their trash gets put on the curb for trash pickup. The temptation of wealth and riches draws Mexicans with grocery store carts to dig through every last bit.

They threw several decades of crap from that old attic and put it curbside. Now we have a Mexican Yardsale out front.

by timoioi October 5, 2009