The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024

Tiktok lingo

Someone who only uses tiktok catchphrases or dumbass slang words. These people are almost impossible to talk to without getting mad or being confused by what they just said

Person 1: Bro, I got 5 likes... I literally have 20,000 followers.
Person 2: Damn bruh... just put the fries in the bag already.
Person 1: What the fuck? What does that mean? I don't even work with fast food...
Person 2: Erm... I didn't order a yappaccino. Pack it up dawg.
Person 1: Are you okay??? What is this gibberish.. is it Tiktok lingo?
Person 2: Ain't no way bro don't know what I'm spittin'... yup, he's cooked.

by roskvlls August 11, 2024

balmond london

A species of cookies that will come into ur mind if u're into mobile legends and Eid Mubarak.

I gotta use Balmond London as my username of MLBB.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

To "London" someone

To "London" someone
To stab someone multiple times.

Robbing can be involved aswell

To "London" someone
"I just Londoned some guy last night, i even got some blood on my shirt"

by Plutohr January 5, 2024

Martin-London

A person that would like to live in ,,London"- for the rest of his life. And after... . Because he has impressive english skills.

Martin-London can talk like ,,Michael Jackson's" voice.

by maasd the line April 16, 2024

Martin-London

Martin wants to live in London forever. And ever. He has the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So it will be wise to move to London.

Martin-London looks like ,,Michael Jackson"

by maasd the line April 18, 2024

Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024