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butt licking machine

A machine that licks your butt for you so you don't have to. It also works for licking your homo freinds ass, or for licking your dog's hairy ass.

It was invented by your mom!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
Yo what up dawg my name is g-pizzle on yo nizzle, fo' shizzle. My freind just bought his homeee a butt lickin' machine from yo momma a'ight. You piss of you horse P.I.M.P.!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
by butt licker for president '08 February 28, 2005
mugGet the butt licking machinemug.

cock lick

to be a lil bitch to whope some ones ass in halo
"Cody why are you being a god dam clock lick bitch"?
by derek December 11, 2004
mugGet the cock lickmug.

Mexican taint-lick

A ficticious strain of marijuana specifically designed to make your over-zealous client look like a real shmuck in front of anyone who has the time of day to listen to him discuss his weed.
Adam: Yo do you know where I could cop any mexican taint-lick? it's a hybrid between mexican shwag and inbetweenis.
by Jackson Christopher June 28, 2007
mugGet the Mexican taint-lickmug.

lick your lolly

Used as a synonym for oral sex on a female.
Oh baby you are so fine, i'm about to lick your lolly
by Stizzle23 June 30, 2016
mugGet the lick your lollymug.

I lick windows

A person who licks windows like mad.

They are usually crazy.
Person 1: screams “I lick windows “ 24/7

Person 2: STOP STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
by Please lick windows January 28, 2021
mugGet the I lick windowsmug.

lick my bowl

I love the way you lick my bowl Alejandro
by Squares101 September 15, 2018
mugGet the lick my bowlmug.

Lick out man

The term 'lick out man' is used when you are describing someone as an asshole.
Donkey: You suck haha lol.
Shrek: Ahhh. You're such a lick out man donkey.
by UrBoiCanCount June 25, 2017
mugGet the Lick out manmug.

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