to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
Get the Brent Johnsonmug. The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room whenever she walks in. She is the perfect person. Clear skin, good grades, a great personality, so smart, and great style. She has it all. Whoever made her fee horrible is missing out on a lot of things. And if you crossed her or talked behind her back, you will regret it when you grow up.
"DO YOU SEE THAT GIRL?!?!"
"Oh yeah! Her name's Fiorella Johnson Gozalo! The most prettiest girl in the school!"
"Oh yeah! Her name's Fiorella Johnson Gozalo! The most prettiest girl in the school!"
by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020
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by Fat Johnson June 9, 2024
Get the Fat Johnsonmug. Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
Get the Alyssa Noel Johnsonmug. 
An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!
guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016
Get the Swap Johnsonmug. by KoolKidKlubForPenguins November 5, 2019
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