by SatanClause.6913 March 13, 2018
by knerd_ April 05, 2024
A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
by BDYY June 05, 2022
When you shove a pound of coffee beans in your anus, and shit spray them across 5 naked men in a truck stop bathroom.
by gerontee February 15, 2019
so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.
Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"
by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023
You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....
by Count Cockula October 09, 2019
When you have sex with one girl and with the same seasoned (unwashed) dick, have sex with another girl later on that day. Bonus if she blows it right after.
Phil: what happened with that girl you took home yesterday?
Carl: what do you think? I clapped her cheeks then surprisingly gave her sister this Italian breadstick early this morning.
Carl: what do you think? I clapped her cheeks then surprisingly gave her sister this Italian breadstick early this morning.
by J. Daywalker July 18, 2020