Ethan's Law

When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.

Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law

by Benbuki March 2, 2021

Foster's Law

All women are bisexual and are only an inhibition lowering device or two away from enjoying this fact.

Tiffany and Jessica proved Foster's Law last night after they both had a cup of the punch and then dragged me upstairs!

by st_gulik October 14, 2011

Hanson's law

An excuse a socialist or communist, who mistakenly refers to them self as a "liberal", will use when they have been defeated in an argument usually regarding their very twisted and more than obvious un-American ideas.

Commie: "Fighting terrorism only breeds more terrorists."

American: "You've got to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever met. Stop bringing this country down when its find men and women are dying to protect your worthless ass."

by TheRealHanson September 17, 2005

Jude Law

Generally good actor, flopped a bit in Alfie but it was a shite movie anyway so he didnt have a lot to work with. cheated on sienna miller, fiancee, with the nanny.

yeh ok, he is quite cute too

by Sarah Deee August 11, 2005

law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.

The law of the jungle ruled eton.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

man law

only the most powerful set of rules ever devised by the human race...ever

MAN LAW!

all hail man god!!!!!

MAN LAW!!!!

by man god August 31, 2007

jude lawed

When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.

Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.

-What happened?!
-She was Jude Lawed.

by gorgeous gigi May 25, 2006