Ass Hat

A pair of pants. AKA: The hat of an ass.

"You are an ass hat!" "I'm a pair of pants?"

by UmmmHello?! October 14, 2012

mad hatting

getting high off marijuana with a close fraternity of friends

Last night, I went mad hatting at Daniel's party.

by strubinator April 10, 2004

Red Hat

A Rode Cone(although technically orange)

throw that red hat hat in the trunk, man. If people wanna drive in a construction site I say "let'em."

by Dietrick Klooster April 28, 2003

Hat Trick

When you become intoxicated from 3 different substances at the same time. A typical hat trick is alcohol, pot and acid.

Dude, I'm on debian, e, salvia, cron, alcohol, and dex. I did my double hat-trick!

by Czar Destroy Awesome December 10, 2003

Old Hat

An little old woman in a HUGE old car wearing a big floppy hat, the hat is about all you can see behind the wheel of the gigantic car.

Be careful when traveling the Garden State Parkway down the shore, you're sure to run into an old hat or two!

by bigredchevytruck June 9, 2009

dot hat

do that

It's a short way of saying do that usually when drunk texting or spelling fast

Hey we should totally dot hat beyotch

Randy texts I wanna hook up with you tonight.

Susie says I am going to totally dot hat

by handy-n-hefty smurf April 13, 2010

The Fitted Hat

When you are engaged in sex and the man is wearing a fitted hat, he removes the hat, ejaculates in the hat, then places it on the ladies head.

I Came in Dis hat then put it on her head...Now she got "The Fitted Hat"

by J Babes March 1, 2009