hog scraper

A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.

Tommy? Yeah - a great friend, he really has your back... Oh yeah! He's a hog scraper.

by Jiggleby January 17, 2014

Tropical Hog

The better way to say banana

I put down two tropical hogs this morning for breakfast...feeling amazing.

by Johnny Hammersticks 420 March 3, 2021

Squee-hog

When something is off center or crooked.

This text printed kind of squee-hog.

by #1Taytayfan1989 October 3, 2017

bog & hog blog

Blog featuring much ado about nothing

The incessant insistent blue bog & hog blog could consist of issues, such as, I love sleeping.I love keeping. I love time keeping n even d oc. Weeping as ts cleanses th spirit
for th purpose of greater gud.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

hog long

a form of measurement used to described things comparably in hog length.

"how long is your snowboard?" "oh about hog long"
"hog long is this pork going to take to cook?"

by FGsupport September 2, 2011

Brazilian Hog Rider

When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.

Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.

by FettyWhopper690 March 23, 2023

Dog Hog

Zoology. The process of in which a dog is being hogged.

Hey Jeff! Stop dog hogging

by Bagelbeagle October 3, 2018