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Ski Goblin

a slightly above average skier or snowboarder typically learning later in life as opposed to your typical madman. Ski Goblins often fall in love with the sport and feel the need to make up for lost time by skipping lunch and sending it down a black at Mach Jesus chasing last chair.
Hey where’s Mikey?

Probably out chasing last chair, dudes a total Ski Goblin.
by Seasoned shredder February 22, 2024
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BH Goblin

A character from the fictional album named The Chodessy. A goblin who loves BH and would do anything for it. Goes insane when it does not have it.

Also a way to explain that you're a great person, but with a evil twist, also means that you love bh and will do anything for it
Stev: Imma bh goblin

Maria: OK stev we know

Stev: imma bh goblin
by anonymous October 2, 2021
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GREEN GOBLIN

While having sex in the missionary position you shoot a snot rocket into your S/O mouth then put your hand over it until they swallow.
DId you hear that Mike gave Robert a green goblin yesterday?
by KRAFTMAID00189 December 4, 2020
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Pizza Goblin

A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.
Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.

When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021
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Goblin Drill

When three or more dudes, all of whom are under 5 feet in height, run a train on your mom.
Last night I saw the most wild goblin drill I have ever seen in my existence.
by rdmontgomery04 March 17, 2024
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ugc goblin

A roblox player that pretty much grinds UGC like a goblin and when they join a server with free UGC, first words can be:
"where code" "its my birthday plz code", and "drop code noww".

Example:
skibidi eliotah: where code plzzz
random rizzler: plz code
hte owner: ?mute 11483748232 30d you asked for it
that og user: lollll ugc goblin HAHAHAHAHA
by XiX_Guernsey_GG December 5, 2023
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Galley goblin

A flight attendant that is territorial over their galley to the point of not sharing food or beverage stock with other flight attendants.

Coined by a FA named JLove in 2023.
The aft flight attendant was a galley goblin that didn’t let me get my first class snack basket or any of my restock, and people like her should be put on nothing but CRJ 200 trips if they hate working with others so much.
by jeisennenk May 17, 2023
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