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gamers thumb

An extrememe condition where a gamer rectally penatrates ones self using their thumb due to sheer loneliness or boredom.

There is little information about cures to this condition.
Some reports state that interaction with females can reduce symptons.

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The ache's and pains felt around the thumb and hand after long intense sessions on console based shoot 'em ups
ohnoro loves his gamers thumb

ohnoro hides his condition but everyone knows its gamers thumb

ohnoro: "Oh sweet jesus, its stuck"
afinemess: "woah, what're you doing?"
ohnoro: "gamers thumb =("
by shiftlaxdaddy June 4, 2008
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Gamer Hebrew Israelite

Someone who believes that the real Hebrew Israelites are the gamers, not the Jews. Similar to the Black Hebrew Israelites, British Israelites, and the "Jesus was Palestinian" crowd.
Gamers rise up and reclaim your long-lost heritage! We are Gamer Hebrew Israelites! Jesus was a gamer!
by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022
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Gamer Girl

A gamer girl is a female who enjoys playing video games a lot. Gamer girls mostly play video games every day. There are lots of fake gamer girls on Tik Tok who pretend to play overwatch. To determine wether a gamer girl is fake or real, ask them question about a game the play. I am a real gamer girl and I play fortnite a lot. I know all of the language that is on fortnite such as tilted towers, dusty divot, thank the bus driver, battle bus and loads more.

Most gamer girls also know that only fake gamers use the play station and Xbox players are real gamers.
For example,

*two gamer girls talking*
Crystal: Where should we land in fortnite
Jenna: Definitely not pleasant park because I got sniped there once
Crystal: Wanna go tilted.?
Jenna: Sure. Don’t forget to thank the bus driver
by OopsIDroppedMyCroissant November 27, 2018
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the ozone gamer boy

hey look a scary octopus emblem *ignores the legendary argus varient
the ozone gamer boy: Oh look im getting hit left right and centre !!!!!!
by andy c's cat bumhole lips September 3, 2019
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Mobile Ad Gamer

The lowest level of stupidity. So low, that they could be the player in mobile game ads that can’t succeed that the simplest of tasks
Something ain’t right about your friend, hey?
Ya. He tried 3,333 times and still can’t figure out how to sort toys on a mobile game
Who’s Lamborghini?
It’s his. Developers pay him to play their games for their ads. He’s a pro mobile ad gamer
by SithFrosty March 9, 2021
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gamers sweaty palm

Gamers sweaty Palm is when you have sweat come out of your hands when you hold a controller and it can cause uncomfortably when gaming
Guy: Had a case of Gamers Sweaty Palm last night and my controller keeps slipping when I am trying to play Minecraft

Guy 2: Wow that sucks
by WhyIsAnythingAtAll December 26, 2019
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hot gamer sex

by Epic_Gamer69 June 2, 2020
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