A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
by bulletface April 20, 2015
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burger king foot lettuce

A meme about a video in which a nasaly narrator talks about a scandal in which a burger King employee was seen with his feet in lettuce.

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by Chevlin February 01, 2018
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stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...
I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"
by 2Charvels January 11, 2011
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burger king foot letuce

number 15 burger King foot letuce what the last thing You wnat in tour burger King meal Is someones foot fungus
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Jones BBQ Foot massage

When a really fat black guy. Has a few pennies in his pocket and decided to hire a guy to make him a song for his restuarant
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burger king foot lettuce

Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus.
by HanSolosPies February 11, 2018
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got off the wrong foot

a bad start when you see someone for the first time, bad impression
Sherry and I got off the wrong foot when we met for the first time
by cheraghali February 27, 2008
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