The David Dahl

words forming sentience's, combining to make paragraphs. i can make up shit on the Internets too. Munging; to be hungry; to be in a state of full retardation; where one tries to eat ones face.

I'm munging hard for a feed.
I was so munged last night, i tried eating my own forehead. (past tense of munging)
The David Dahl

by ballsonchins May 8, 2017

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David Song

Statistically proven to be the most common name for autistic Chinese boys

"I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"

by Your_Real_Name_Bruh January 16, 2021

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A very sexy man, defines what a man should be with an amazing personality, great figure, sexy face and for a bonus a monster cock. Any girl would be stupid to miss out on the opportunity of talking to this man.

I met David Flynn on the weekend, he’s such a great guy with a bulge bigger than my future, bigger than Mount Everest, what a man!

by A330 January 19, 2022

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Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014

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David Smith

David husband of Heavfer is someone who ONLY hits bullseyes, But he only plays darts on monday nights. He goes to the bar and likes to drink with Seth.

Malachi: Hey Danial wheres Dad?

Danial: Oh you mean David Smith? Probably at the Bar with Heavfer and Seth it is a Monday night.

by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021

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