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dave and jack

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons
by skullshocker June 8, 2022
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Dave

Dave is that one person who would tell ones girlfriend that he wishes her boyfriend would get a prostate examination as he does not agree to anyone elses opinion.
Oh you see that guy? Thats Dave, I bet he's a creeper, really likes prostate examinations.
by JCykk July 26, 2022
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Flaming Dave

Taking a bong hit and then before releasing taking a shot of alcohol. The idea is to take the bong hit without friends noticing and then when they walk in on you all they'll see is you taking a shot of whiskey and spewing smoke afterwards.
I flamed a Dave in front of my friend yesterday, and he was speachless.

The Flaming Dave will confuse your friends to no end without an explanation.
by Papashan April 1, 2016
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Daveed Diggs

My husband but he just doesn't know yet

Also played as Marquis De Lafayette and Thomas Jefferson in Hamilton: An American Musical

Really cool dude and also made a movie called Blind spotting or something like that

He's also in a Law and order SVU episode but I don't remember which 1 except for the fact that it's an old episode
Person 1: Do you know Daveed Diggs?

Person 2: Yeah he's my husband

Person 1: Delusional but understandable

*Person 3 walks in*

Person 3: So what're you two talking about?

Person 1 & 2: Daveed Diggs

Person 3: He's not my type, personally there's better people out in the worl-

Person 1 & 2: SHUT UP
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Daving

The act of jerking off. Beating your meat. Being a sussy baka. Very haram. Repent.L
by Jeff Johnerson Douglas March 3, 2023
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Daved

Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday
Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight
by realsav223 June 7, 2019
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ranger dave

A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.
That cat at the party was ranger dave with them bitches.
by hooker cat July 20, 2014
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