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Christian Orgy

An event where four or more Christians come together under a single roof and praise the lord. In the climax, all of them close their eyes and moan "Amen."
"Bob and Samantha go to a christian orgy every Sunday. It's disgusting how open they are about it."
by Grumpig December 13, 2018
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Hans Christian

Strong,smart,big penis, amazing personality and he never drinks! You don’t want to mess with a Hans Christian!
Girl: He’s so amazing!
Girl 2: OMG!
Hans Christian: Are alive.
Girl: Faints
by Alphacosmicmale December 22, 2019
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Betty Christian

Someone (usually a girl) who makes a big show of being a Christian by always wearing Christian teeshirts, listening to Christian music, constantly talking about going to church, and always keeps a Bible on their night stand, etc...
"Ugh, I can't stand that girl... even though I tell her I don't want to, she keeps inviting me to her church and telling me I should read the Bible... she is such a Betty Christian!"
by M_A_P May 11, 2007
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christian kiss

A Christian kiss is Eating da booty like a Christian
by Milton Johnson joe May 27, 2017
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Christian Dyrehauge

Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans
I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted bu Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
by Lord penetrator April 9, 2021
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christian sandoval

a guy who never knows what he is doing and gets distracted easily with anything but he is a good friend and you may find him attractive
by lolololo ok jk November 9, 2016
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keep it christian

Using an euphemism so that you don't violate the 3rd commandment and 7734026.

Examples: heck, frick
James: heck off!
Jamie: why did you say that
James: I need to keep it christian.
by Periclod June 10, 2018
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