am i speaking chinese?

The phrase “Am I Speaking Chinese?” Is a metaphor people use when they don’t think the other person understands something one has said/explained.

Do you understand or am I speaking Chinese?

by Meeklew2003 February 7, 2020

No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet

Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.

It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.

by W.vs.I November 29, 2009

Chinese Gorilla Eating Dog

Yum yum yum, Chinese gorillas eat dog

Man you look like a Chinese Gorilla eating dog!

by you are mega homo August 2, 2019

Sneaky Chinese Finger Link

When two people are fucking someone they don’t want anyone to know about.

Me and my bf invited our Sneaky Chinese Finger Link over last night.

by Bearcock April 13, 2022

Chinese Chink-A-Flink

The act of a Chinese couple ejaculating onto each other’s faces and pushing one, at random, down the stairs, leading to them being knocked out. Then you aggressively fling a big handful of scat onto the face of the other.

Joseph: Woah, you should’ve seen the Chinese Chink-A-Flink I did to Sophia yesterday!

Gary: Wow, I sure missed out!

by JoshTheEdgyBoi July 2, 2018

Chinese Checkers Syndrome

When you do something for so long, that it starts affecting you when you're not doing it. Similar to the Tetris effect.

Jake was playing Chinese Checkers for two hours. Afterwards he kept imagining himself taking someone's eye and jumping over their other eye with it. He was a victim of Chinese Checkers Syndrome.

by XX Stone October 11, 2011

Chinese Asshole Virus

When you go too far in making fun of your asian friends and have diarrhea everyday for a year.

John: I was making fun of Dan (asian) and now I feel like shit
Jim: Well, safe to say you caught Chinese Asshole Virus

by slimjesus607 January 2, 2023