scott’s creek

scotts creek is the worst elm school in wnc. want your daughter to get hit on by a teacher? here’s the place!!! want your son to make bomb threats? you’re at the right place!!!

mom: do you want to go to scott’s creek?
daughter: do you want me to get hate crimed?

by mustybongwater May 13, 2022

Slut's Creed

When a girl explains "I've been with a lot of guys... alot of guys... but I wouldn't change a thing because it made me the person I am today" in an attempt to not sound like a slut. Usually said by women with low self esteem and high body counts who have allowed themselves to be used repeatedly by shitty guys.

Here we go again....She gave me the slut's creed. I'm out.

by Shadowdiver January 12, 2024

Moore-Bridge Creek, F5, 3rd of May, 1999

The tornado on Moore and Bridge Creek that caused damage it's an F5

Guy 1: The Moore-Bridge Creek, F5, 3rd of May, 1999 was catastrophic!

Guy 2: ok lil bro siigma Ohio gyatt rizzler Drake Ohio sigma roblox sigma boy sprunki phase 100

by Helllloooworrrllrlldldll February 15, 2025

pack-a-day chewer

person who goes through a packet of chewing gum in a day/night

Pete got his friend, Schmidt, a pack of gum, but like the pack-a-day chewer he is, he burned through it in a day

by MartianSupremacist May 27, 2025

chronic gum chewer

someone who chews gum all the time

Julia was diagnosed as a chronic gum chewer after she chewed 5 packs a day

by the tree on the side of thecar July 18, 2025

I remember the Creek

A phase used by Helldivers who participated in all four battles on Malevolent Creek to show mutual honor and respect to their fellow veterans of those 4 bloody battles in the name of Managed Democracy

"I remember the Creek" Ass_Claptus89, as do I Femboy_Buttfucker05 remember the Creek

by Direwolf July 26, 2025

up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

by Coran17 October 18, 2023