I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
The act of a man ejaculating between a woman's breasts and then preceding to tit fuck her, thus creating a cream bun
by Silent bob 86 September 12, 2011
When that pussy so good that it tastes, feels, and spreads like your favourite Philadelphia cream cheese. Cream cheese pussy is felt not smelled nor admired. Whether your cream cheese pussy is salmon or garlic, it should be generously spread on a lightly toasted everything bagel.
by Filadelfia July 26, 2019
The act of nutting in a women's vagina during consensual sex and then eating her out immediately after.
Russell: "Dude, I love Laura, she's a freak and her favorite thing is a Whip Cream Desert."
Tommy: "You're fucking nasty to be doing that shit Russell."
Rusell: "Fuck you Tommy, you fuckin virgin."
Tommy: "You're fucking nasty to be doing that shit Russell."
Rusell: "Fuck you Tommy, you fuckin virgin."
by TheDudeMan300 April 01, 2010
I was fucking this Japanese girl and shot my cum into her sweet pussy. I withdrew my cock and saw a lovely sight of my cum dripping from her pussy making a Jap Cream Pie
by Asianpoker January 20, 2022
A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.
Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.
by jpm1983 October 05, 2010
Mikey: Hey Matt wheres that cocaine
Matt: Oh that California Cream Cheese??
Mikey and Matt: YEAH DAWG!!!!
Matt: Oh that California Cream Cheese??
Mikey and Matt: YEAH DAWG!!!!
by Chief LongDong November 26, 2011