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keep it christian

Using an euphemism so that you don't violate the 3rd commandment and 7734026.

Examples: heck, frick
James: heck off!
Jamie: why did you say that
James: I need to keep it christian.
by Periclod June 10, 2018
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Christian girl

A girl who has an accent and loves her country, and is dedicated to God. She has long silky hair, she doesn't like to have crushes, because she's too busy thinking about Jesus. She respects every religion and human, she loves metal! Death metal, black metal, and nu metal is her fave genres! But she doesnt look like she listens to metal. Because she's too youthful. I guess she's a child of God.
P1- "man I love her."

P2- "don't get fooled, shes a christian girl yk, she wont have time for you yo"
by VinnieSlow December 27, 2022
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christian sandoval

a guy who never knows what he is doing and gets distracted easily with anything but he is a good friend and you may find him attractive
by lolololo ok jk November 9, 2016
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christian liwanag

GIRL: who dat?

OTHER GIRL: dat be christian liwanag. he a sexy ass mother fucker. i wanna fuck him SHEEESH
by The really Horny Bitch June 5, 2016
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Betty Christian

Someone (usually a girl) who makes a big show of being a Christian by always wearing Christian teeshirts, listening to Christian music, constantly talking about going to church, and always keeps a Bible on their night stand, etc...
"Ugh, I can't stand that girl... even though I tell her I don't want to, she keeps inviting me to her church and telling me I should read the Bible... she is such a Betty Christian!"
by M_A_P May 11, 2007
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christian kiss

A Christian kiss is Eating da booty like a Christian
by Milton Johnson joe May 27, 2017
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Hans Christian

Strong,smart,big penis, amazing personality and he never drinks! You don’t want to mess with a Hans Christian!
Girl: He’s so amazing!
Girl 2: OMG!
Hans Christian: Are alive.
Girl: Faints
by Alphacosmicmale December 22, 2019
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