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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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Foster's Law

All women are bisexual and are only an inhibition lowering device or two away from enjoying this fact.
Tiffany and Jessica proved Foster's Law last night after they both had a cup of the punch and then dragged me upstairs!
by st_gulik October 14, 2011
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Hanson's law

An excuse a socialist or communist, who mistakenly refers to them self as a "liberal", will use when they have been defeated in an argument usually regarding their very twisted and more than obvious un-American ideas.
Commie: "Fighting terrorism only breeds more terrorists."

American: "You've got to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever met. Stop bringing this country down when its find men and women are dying to protect your worthless ass."
by TheRealHanson September 17, 2005
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Jude Law

Generally good actor, flopped a bit in Alfie but it was a shite movie anyway so he didnt have a lot to work with. cheated on sienna miller, fiancee, with the nanny.
yeh ok, he is quite cute too
by Sarah Deee August 11, 2005
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law of the jungle

Survival of the fittest (or biggest and baddest). Basically, what liberals are scared shit of.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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man law

only the most powerful set of rules ever devised by the human race...ever

MAN LAW!
all hail man god!!!!!

MAN LAW!!!!
by man god August 31, 2007
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jude lawed

When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.

Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.
-What happened?!
-She was Jude Lawed.
by gorgeous gigi May 25, 2006
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