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bat-mood-zvah

Being in such a mindframe where the smallest inconveniences make you want to put your ass in a blender because of your very negative and despairing mood
Ralph: Did you really just pull out all of your eyebrow hairs because you dropped a spoon?

Harold: YEAH! I DID! LEAVE ME ALONE DUMBSHIT, I’M OBVIOUSLY IN A BAT-MOOD-ZVAH!
by JuanMoodiBinshe February 8, 2024
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Bat brain

When a person/persons hangs from the ceiling by their feet which then a male proceeds to put his penis in their mouth and continuously aggressively fucks her throat until he cums down her sore airways.
“Hey Nathan, I wanted to give my girlfriend bat brain last night but she was too heavy and she snapped the rope
by @kinggy May 9, 2020
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Bat rat

Hi best bat rat how’s it going
by Bug lover September 12, 2021
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prostitute bat

A prostitute bat is a big sildo for prostitutes
That prostitute bat was so big, I loved shoving it up your smelly pussy.
by AKSK1LZZ May 19, 2018
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Bat breaker

When you’re about to have sex with a girl, say you’ll brake her like Batman, then proceed to pick her up over your head and drop her, kneeing her in the back as she falls. From there, you proceed to fuck her.
Yo I gave this girl a bat breaker last night, she still hasn’t moved since
by Dirtygrandpa11111 September 30, 2021
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Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.
They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
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Bats

A grumpy old man who doesn’t like the modern generation and can be clever at times and dumb at others.
“Don’t let Bats chuck your phone in the fire!”
“No he is very grumpy
by KingSamwich06 December 8, 2019
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