Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.
That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!
by Scrambled legs dance squad December 17, 2021
Get the Bastardmug. by CoolGamer123 September 22, 2021
Get the rat bastardmug. a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
Get the bastardmug. (Noun). The male equivalent of the female 'chronic bitch face'. When one's attitude cannot help but seep into their facial structure, making it seem as if a chronic shit is being taken.
by FrumpyCat April 30, 2014
Get the Frumpy Bastardmug. A “Dirty little bastard” is a term used to describe someone who’s brave enough to do stupid shit. This term is used on the comedy show “South Park” often used by the character Jimbo Kern
by BobbotheThrasher December 31, 2022
Get the dirty little bastardmug. 
An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
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Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
Get the times new bastardmug.