BARRY COOPER

ZIONIST IDIOT WHO OVERCHARGES FOR SERVICES
VERY EXSVPENSIVE "ARREST INSURANCE"
...AND IS UNWARE HE PERFORMS SLANDER AND LIBEL AND A LITERAL BULLY

NEVER GET BUSTED OBSCENELY EXPENSIVE SERVICE

BARRY COOPER

by OBJECTIVE TRUTH June 5, 2024

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Barnyard fart

The smell of a fart or poo that is the result of eating vegan food (example: legume-based chips)

Those legume-based chips gave me barnyard farts

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024

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Barnyard fart

the olfactory detection of either a flatulence or defecation from a human or non human animal whose diet is plant based

She's so vegan her bathroom smells of barnyard farts.

I'm raising a baby goat so my living room smells of barnyard farts.

by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024

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The barnyard manlet, also known as the cabbage patch manlet, is a microscopically minuscule misanthropic manlet who has been so completely and utterly driven to madness by the devastatingly deadly disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling curse of excruciatingly and eternally existing as a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10), that he now indulges in a countryside lifestyle by frolicking around like the tiny fairy that he is in barnyards while wearing flowery and frilly summer dresses and high heels. Quickly adapting to his new environment, akin to the stunted sub-aquatic murloc manlet, the bitterly boyish barnyard manlet is always eager to please his superlatively superior, supremely magnificent manmore farmer overlord by enthusiastically serving as a chew toy for the towering farmer's guard dogs, as a garden gnome (naturally), a doorstop, a leg rest, a spittoon and as a Stalinesquely stunted hobbit scarecrow after rightfully receiving a hanging wedgie from a laughing pig named Napoleon and then sobbingly dangling for hours on end suspended by his pink panties from a toothpick embedded in a field in the middle of nowhere. Manlet Animal Farm. In his spare time the barnyard manlet enjoys mud wrestling chickens (before having his way with them) and chugging down copious amounts of Hobbit Ale (made from fermented rabbit poop and petty-dwarf roots) mixed with horse semen (in the desperate hope of finally triggering a growth spurt), as is the dwarven tradition.

Barnyard manlet: Hey there sweet cheeks, do you wanna buy some of my Hobbit Ale? Samantha: Absolutely not! Now cease your tall tales manletspeak, choke on your enema juice, posture check yourself, pick up your high heels and then go cry in the nearest manlet pit, you grotesquely gnomish, petite and puny, ridiculous runt of an effeminate Ewok mama's boy midget monstrosity! Manlets BTFO.

by ManletDepreciator October 2, 2024

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Barry

Barry is a British soldier and survivor who assists the players of Guts and Blackpowder in San Sebastian. Barry is a soldier of the 5th Regiment of Foot, he is responsible for signaling the HMS Undaunted to rescue the players. Barry is present on the roof of the outer walls of the city of San Sebastian. Upon the players reaching the outer walls, Barry will fire a rocket in order to signal to the HMS Undaunted for rescue. Barry will then inform the players that he has gotten the HMS Undaunted's attention, and tells the players to defend the area while he raises the platform. Barry will then begin to raise the platforms while the players hold out. Once he has raised the platform fully, he will inform the players that it is raised and orders them to get on.
As Barry begins turning the Winch, he is ambushed by two Runners (a type of zombie in G&B) and a Bomber (a type of zombie in G&B). Barry attempts to flee, but is ultimately killed. Upon Barry dying, players will be able to climb up the metal grate that separated the players from Barry, and players will be able to use the winch to lower the platform themselves, sacrificing themselves in the process.

EX 1
Guy 1: Barry is the best NPC in the game!
Guy 2: Fuck you!
Guy 1: DE KOMMER! HJAELP US!
EX 2
Guy 1: Barry had such a sad death...
Guy 2: Womp Womp

by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! December 21, 2024

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